Wednesday, October 30, 2002

Fuck you, I don't know you!

When I was talking to Scott the other night, we talked about how inefficient solar and wind power is, and how an unwindy or unsunny day can knock out power. But then we realized, Wait A Minute! These people know what they're doing! They've come up with contigency plans!!! It's not like they're all sitting around saying "Wind Power! Wind Power! Wind Power!" and then somebody comes along and goes "What about an unwindy day?" And they go "Oh, yeah, you got us there. Hadn't thought of that." Fuck no! Of course they've thought about that! Of course they've planned for that! Jesus fuck! What the hell do you think?! I haven't the slightest clue about solarvoltaics, and I can at least see that you've got to store it somehow. Fuck!


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