Ok, I was wrong; it turns out Old Ben was talking about our own "Pointy View." Not akapov. So, sorry for my misinterpretation. And while we're on apologies, I have to say I'm very sorry about this rain today. I wasn't thinking and I washed my truck yesterday. So now the weather's all like "Look what you made me do!" I was watching the weather report yesterday night and this is what they said: "Well, we have a high pressure zone coming in from the coast, and... oh shit, this just in... Bogus washed his truck yesterday. Well, fuck it, it was going to be a beautiful sunny warm day, but now there's a 100% chance of rain." (Is 100% still a chance?) And while drving home today, some lady decided to make a VERY fast stop at a yellow light at the bottom of a hill. Hmmm... steep hill + slick, wet roads + very fast stop = getting rear ended by me. It's ok though, since I drive a truck and she drives an SUV. Now had there been a car involved, there would be death and blood and war in Iraq or something. But since we both drive big old honkin' vehicles (and I was able to somewhat slow down), I just gave her rear bumper a tap.
Fuck, that Emmanuel was a local celebrity, wasn't he? If there are any s.y. readers who aren't in Utah, let me fill you in: you know that crazy guy who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart? He was in Police custody in September (while he still had Elizabeth). Maybe this should set a new precedent: any time the police question ANYBODY, they should ask them about any unsolved cases. You get pulled over for speeding... "Licence and registration. Also, who killed Joan Benet Ramsay, where is Amelia Earhardt, and who was Jack The Ripper?!" You never know. Maybe something will turn up.
Man, where the fuck IS Amelia Earhardt?
