My website says: "Congratulations" to my sister, who graduated from the University of Utah.
::Regarding the new pope:: Benedict XVI sucks. He should have gone way back to good ol' 913 and named himself after the one and only Pope Lando. Or Pope Zephyrinus II would be good too.
::Regarding the new food pyramid:: Mine goes like this, from left to right: Coronas, limes, Reece's peanut butter cups, Lil' Smokies, and soy sauce.
::Regarding mother's day:: A very happy one to my beautiful wife, Emily.
::Regarding Civilization:: Anybody who refers to that "In the beginning.." thing as a poem is a tool.
